if she’s your girl why is she infiltrating area 51 with me
Because our relationship is good like that.
Because I love her, but don’t need to be by her side every minute.
Because she’s a healthy, well rounded, person with her own separate interests, that I fully support but don’t need to take part in.
thanks for respecting women bro
[Caption: four pictures of mushrooms that are growing in a way that makes them look like 1. fingers reaching up from under a fallen tree, 2. screaming mouths or beaks on a branch, 3. outer ears breaking through bark, 4. a hand coming out of the ground.]
pictured: the triforce of shitty and very forgettable 3D animated movies for kids that all star obnoxious talking animals








